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Lucid Cabaret

Fri 11 Dec 2026

HO-HO-HO! Merry Twistmas! This December the Lucid Cabaret returns under the guiding hand of Father Twistmas (who is definitely not þ in a false beard!) 

While the kids are at panto, sneak down to our adults-only cabaret, where your stocking will not be the only thing getting stuffed! 

Under the glistening mistletoe, every act is a gift – it’s hard to work out who to unwrap first! But never fear, Father Twistmas will make sure everyone gets an extra big package. 

Ridiculous reindeer and breathtaking burlesque and decadent drag, oh my! Whether spreading legs or Christmas cheer, one thing’s for sure: there’s snow place like Lucid Cabaret this December.